Diary of a Yahoo Boy (Episode 2)
He immediately told me yes, that he can helped and asked me to follow him to his hotel so we can talk more about the job he wants to offer me, an hungry man is an angry man they say, I followed him that day and he paid for an hotel room for me where I stayed for one week close to his own room. During the one week period I stayed, he paid all my bills including organizing young ladies for me, we discuss about making money in Ghana, he promised to show me all the processes on how to make money as a yahoo boy that would not involve human blood. I was eager already, can not wait to make money on my own. I waited so dearly for the day I would go to Ghana and make money. Really love the guys that have gone there and how they make mega cash as soon as they come back to Nigeria.
Finally the day came, off to Accra, Ghana, my dreams were coming true. What a lovely city and fresh air. I so much love the place here, beautiful women and lovely people. As soon as we settle into an hotel opposite a beach, we went to get food where I tasted Banku, Kenkey for the first time. So much fun but we had to get to work. After weeks of enjoyment and clubbing, my friend gave me the tools to start and told me my first job, he told me we would have to work together so I can learn the process very well, the job entails that I pose as a contractor from US that is working in NNPC Nigeria, while he would act as the supplier working with me, the white contractor in NNPC, he gave me all the official documents I needed to present and how to work out the process which I would show later in this diary.
After 2 weeks of harvesting emails and blasting the inbox of whites living abroad, we got our first mugu or do I say client, a white man from the country Tunisia named Mr. Lippo, he was very eager and interested in our offer, I discuss with him over phone using foreign accent and what and what he would need to send to us.
After one month of follow up, he was billed 6 million Naira which he had to wire to us, he at first refused sending the money to me but when my friend discuss with him, he decided to pay, my friend later told me that for the project to sail through, we needed to go see a Voodo master in Accra, at first, I refused but later decided to give it a try, he told me once mastered, I would be able to control white men as puppet without having to kill anyone.
We got to the Voodoo master shrine and I got initiated with a tattoo in my right hand, there, I was introduced to other members in the cult, I saw so many Nigerians, some whom have so much money but little did I know what I was going into. After the initiation, I was told to sleep with a Ghanian virgin which I did joyously as my spirit moved me to do so, in partying mood I departed the shrine back to my hotel room in Ghana.
The next morning, I called Mr. Lippo for the money and like charm, he simply reply "I would send the cash gladly sir". Not long from that time, he sent the 6 million to my account, for the first time in my life, I saw a million in my account. I called my friend in Ghana to tell him the good news, he later took 3.5 million Naira and gave me the rest. With joy in my heart I ran to the street dancing crazily, I called all my friends, my mum, brother and told them not to worry about money because I am now a rich man. If I have up to 10 Mugu, that would be 35 Million Naira..How can I work that in a lifetime. Yahoo Yahoo is sweet so I said then.
I taught about the car I would buy, should I go for Camry or ML? Should I buy a land in my home town? This money is so sweet, so easy to make, just by telling a lie that I would transfer the cargo intended in NNPC from Iketo to Ebutte Metta would cost 6 million to Mr. Lippo, I made millions, what job can pay like that, not even an NNPC staff can earn that high, not even a government contract can pay that high, smartness my friend paid me that money.
In joy, I plan my return to Nigeria to show to my town that I am now rich little did I know that that was just the beginning. That month, I arrived Nigeria and stopped at Lagos to get a Toyota Camry for NGN800k before moving to see my family in Edo State, on arrival, I was well welcomed, I bought a land for 1.2 million in my home town and my dad was so much impressed, I gave my dad NGN200k and he almost jump and dance the roof down. Because of poverty, he could not ask the source of the money, how could he, when the roof of my father house is leaking.
Left with NGN220k in my pocket, I decided to stay for just a week to make thingso count and create an impression that I have so much money, I party with my friends, womanize, buy wines and drinks for them everyday and drove back home, I became a role model to my society and family, one to speak of when it come to success, my name became the youngest Ghana Burger, women tripping my hotel room just like a celebrity, in so much fun, I prepare my return trip to Ghana after deceiving many with money. Never before has any bank manager called me, they even arranged one of their staff for my to sleep with....money my brother is sweet in Nigeria not to say the list.
Back now in Ghana, I told my friends all about my achievement in Nigeria and they all smiled, welcome to the club they said, this is just the beginning for you if you can cross the bridge and become hardworking. I told them thanks. I was invited to a dinner that evening. We got there early along with two other members of the cult I had never seen, we talked about our individual success until one of them said something significant, now that you have eaten from our pot, it is time for us to eat from your pot, I asked what pot, my friend smiled, you would see it in your dream, you must killed the person in your pot for us to eat!
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to be continued
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