I want to dieeeee

My girlfriend told me last night that it is over between us. I thought about it and i found out that life without her is meaningless,so i decided to kill myself. "i jumped from my reading table to my bed but i didn't die,i went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road,nothing happened to me". "I drank 4 rubbers of coke with plenty meat but nothing happen". "I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds,yet i did'nt see hell". "I preapared gizzard and kidney sause with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes,yet nothing happened to me". "I ate cake,chocolate mixed with ice creams". I'm so worried now caused i just finish eating fried rice with chilled malt and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me.
Friend, what do i do?
Should i try friend plantain and chicken with fresh milk?
What concoction can you prescribe for me?
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